Books

Two collections of affirmations for people who would rather lie down.

A person holding a book titled "Disappointing Affirmations" in front of a bookshelf filled with various books. The cover has a sky with clouds and the subtitle "Unfollow your dreams!" The person is wearing a black watch.

Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams!

The first book. A USA Today bestseller, somehow.

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A person holding a book titled "Sorry in advance for making things weird" by Dave Tarnowski, with a background of bookshelves filled with colorful books.

Sorry in Advance for Making Things Weird

The second book, because the first one didn’t fix anything. Signed copies available.

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