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Things you probably didn’t need but will probably buy anyway.

A book cover with a waterfall background and white text that reads, "Failure is always an option. Disappointing Affirmations. 52 Affirmation Cards. by Dave Tarnowski."

Affirmation Deck

52 cards. It won’t help, but it will be honest with you.

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Instructions for a card game called 'Disappointing Affirmations: The Game', indicating it tests convictions, suitable for 3-6 players aged 17+, approximately 30 minutes, with a warning about colorful language.

The Game

A party game with no teamwork, no motivation and no positivity. Somehow it’s still fun.

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Cover of a sticker book titled "Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book" with various positive and motivational quotes, including "Have a panic attack. You've earned it." and "Don't. Give Up." over background images of nature scenes.

Sticker Book

100 stickers for your laptop, your water bottle, or your coworker’s monitor.

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Cover of a book titled 'Disappointing Affirmations' with a blue sky background, displaying a subtitle '30 Postcards' and a quote: 'Send them, keep them, whatever. It's your life, do what you want.' by Dave Tarnowski.

Postcards

30 postcards for the people you love. Or tolerate.

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A box of 10 graphite pencils with blue and black packaging, featuring affirmations and an author name, Dave Tarnowski.

Graphite Pencils

Write down your goals. Then cross them out.

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