Calendars

Plan your year. Watch it not go to plan.

Cover of a book titled 'Disappointing Affirmations: 2027 Daily Calendar' with a background of a sky with clouds and the quote 'Have a panic attack. You've earned it.' by Dave Tarnowski.

2027 Daily Calendar

One disappointing affirmation a day, every day, for a whole year.

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Cover of a 2027 wall calendar titled 'Disappointing Affirmations' by Dave Tarnowski, featuring a sky with clouds and a small moon or sun at the top, and a black circle at the bottom right corner with white text.

2027 Wall Calendar

Twelve months of affirmations for your wall.

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Cover of a 2026 wall calendar titled "Disappointing Affirmations" with a background image of a cloudy sky at sunset and the phrase "Unfollow your dreams!"

2026 Wall Calendar

There’s still some of 2026 left. Not much. But some.

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