Disappointing Affirmations
Positive thinking, but worse.
Affirmations, books, games, calendars, pencils, and other things you probably didn't need but will probably buy anyway.
The 2027 Disappointing Affirmations Desk Calendar
Your daily reminder that everything is fine. Probably.
365 days of disappointing affirmations to help you start each day with appropriately low expectations.
Keep it on your desk. Flip a page every morning. Feel... something.
You’ve probably seen these before.
Nearly 3 million people follow along on Instagram. You can too. I won’t make you feel bad about it.
Yes, there is a book.
A bestselling collection of disappointing affirmations for anyone who could use a little less positivity in their life.